Life after Kirk
Soon we will be in a new dawn of man. September 10th of 2026 will mark on year since the clipping of kirky bear. When this new era arrives all dates will continued to be marked with AK. Some may ask “what does mean” as well as “what are the ethical, sycosolistic, and reach around importance of something like this”
Let me put your worries at ease kitten. AK stands for “after Kirk” marking all dates after September 10th 2025 to mark the era after kirksie was bagged from above.
This has huge impact on the solistic properties of the after life. After being sent to Agartha in his after life there has been an increased sighting in Adolf Kinkler mangaloid sighting. This is good for the Detroitians because this TRUTH has provoked the workers that run all local dollar stores to flee their respective stores leaving them on guarded. This is less than wide open to Ram sacking T bagging and ram ranching. All indigenous properties and rituals of the Detroitians.
In the last year the three smart people in the world including myself have tried to put our heads together and find a way to banish this new unliving mangaloid. Well no true solution has been found, there has been great success with a few methods but the most promising includes a ninja air fryer. You must get 600 pennies and put them all in the air fryer cover them in bleach and activate the air fryer at 400 for 2 hours. The smell will attract A. kirkly. Once you have check at the future in your home you must strip down booty ass naked and spend your shit, and yes that means you too ladys get in here. Once he is stunned you have to take a double d size bra and tie him up because at this point only his breast area will have rematerialized from the copper matter atomized from the air fryer. Then simple just kirk him again to send him back for a while.
While not a fullproof or long term solution to the problem it provides great temporary relief from the symptoms listed above. (He's not does not work for gay people)
Because of this there has been great in many societal economical and religious movements to try and banish or even taint the memory of Kirky. One movement has been labeled “DAARKS banishment” movement
D:ont A:assemble A:dolf R:reimagined K:irkly S:upreme
This movement has been met with great success. But also with lots of social confusion for what the acronym could mean. Some fear that it may even rival that of the great nutter movement. Setting it as super racist and totally settling in hearts of inside of Republic of people province peninsula State.
There's lots more that could be said here but quite kirkly and not gayly, who care. I'm just ready to celebrate with Costco's brand new strawberry red queso cheese dip, two pair with Kirk Cookies for the upcoming anniversary. $12.99 btw package deal.
I hope you all have a great time celebrating the AK anniversary this upcoming tenth and please remember to save 12 cents per gallon at the pump using the jerkmate app!!!
